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NathanText Short Story Collection
Fri, 26 Dec 2008
Untitled Poem #1
The horse is white,The snake will bite.
The bunny hops,
The crook fears cops.
The rabbit eats,
The boombox beats.
Ooooh.
The sounds of suburbia!


remote Concocted by: Sparrowhawk at 22:15 EST
Thu, 25 Dec 2008
Do not mess with bear, Babelfish translation version
Now Playing: Chinese Dance Machine by F-777 on Newgrounds Audio

"Warning: Bear is hibernating. Do not interrupt. You may be mauled," the sign said above my snoozing self. I had just eaten a crop of berries and a small trout, and I was delighted at my feast. I felt happy. There was just a slight problem: there were two poachers at my side, ready to skin my hide and eat my flesh tonight. Fortunately, none of that happened. A worker from the local parks authority noticed the vagabond hunters and fired a cannon at them, which scared them away. The cannon thus woke me up, and I mauled the parks worker. Guess no good deed goes unpunished, huh? Oops.

 

For chinese version go here (simp) or here (trad).


Concocted by: Sparrowhawk at 09:57 EST
Updated: Thu, 25 Dec 2008 10:16 EST

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