Untitled Poem #1
The horse is white,The snake will bite.
The bunny hops,
The crook fears cops.
The rabbit eats,
The boombox beats.
Ooooh.
The sounds of suburbia!

Do not mess with bear, Babelfish translation version
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"Warning: Bear is hibernating. Do not interrupt. You may be mauled," the sign said above my snoozing self. I had just eaten a crop of berries and a small trout, and I was delighted at my feast. I felt happy. There was just a slight problem: there were two poachers at my side, ready to skin my hide and eat my flesh tonight. Fortunately, none of that happened. A worker from the local parks authority noticed the vagabond hunters and fired a cannon at them, which scared them away. The cannon thus woke me up, and I mauled the parks worker. Guess no good deed goes unpunished, huh? Oops.

 

For chinese version go here (simp) or here (trad).