Do not mess with bear, Babelfish translation version
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"Warning: Bear is hibernating. Do not interrupt. You may be mauled," the sign said above my snoozing self. I had just eaten a crop of berries and a small trout, and I was delighted at my feast. I felt happy. There was just a slight problem: there were two poachers at my side, ready to skin my hide and eat my flesh tonight. Fortunately, none of that happened. A worker from the local parks authority noticed the vagabond hunters and fired a cannon at them, which scared them away. The cannon thus woke me up, and I mauled the parks worker. Guess no good deed goes unpunished, huh? Oops.

 

For chinese version go here (simp) or here (trad).